need a bi4bi t4t m/f pairing where the girl is a giant freak and not in the “cute manic pixie” way but in the “unethical experiments in my fucked up laboratory” way and the guy is a golden retriever who thinks he can fix her. and he brings her cute bento lunches and she’s like “bradley shut up put on your fucking gloves and hold this possum down so i can graft these giant grasshopper legs to it”
your brain is unfathomably colossal
“Animorphs is so brutal and dark and depressing, how is it for kids?” You are talking about the series where the kids turn into wild animals and start cleaning the floor in an office building as a distraction
I bet wax work muesums are struggling more due to VR stuff
I think it’s important to let guys be gender non conforming without telling them they’re a girl, cause actually misgendering people is still shit even when you are pro trans. “You’re a girl, an egg waiting to crack, and that’s ok” how about you are a boy and a man and it’s still ok if you want to do something that doesn’t align with traditional ideals of your gender. You can still be he/him in a skirt and makeup.
She gone girled irl
me…..
i’m sorry but this is 1 of the funniest spam texts i’ve gotten